The Cluck

Victor Rodriguez

Rory / the Cluck

Keegan Grau

Jeff Swagner

Rachel Lemons

Hairiett Smith

Mikey Hughes

Reporter

Jared Alexander

Collarbone Crusher

Tyler Tannenbaum

Anicorp Gaurd #1

Finn Birnstihl

Anicorp Guard #2

Parker Spalding

Head Honcho

Thomas Loutzenheiser

Bill

Mrs. Alexander

Kelly

Mr. Alexander

Fight Club Guard

Westen Alexander

Child